Letters To Random

Dear House,

Thank you for passing the inspection today with only minor problems so that we can still move along in the buying process! I love you so much and I cant wait to make you our own.

Dear VA (Veterans Administration),

Please please please hurry up with the appraisal process so we can move along and close on our house. Im dying to get out of where I'm living and I'm patiently waiting the best that I can.

Dear Husband,

Thank you for all you do and supporting me during this time of me not working. You are so funny and know how to always make me laugh. I don't know where I would be without you.

Dear Roommate, who shall remain nameless but is not related to me or my husband,

Why must you insist on being so rude?!?! I have been nothing but nice to you but you insist on being disrespectful and not to mention you keep stealing my tampons. I understand it shouldn't be a big deal but to me it is. And maybe if you were nicer I wouldn't care. I pray for you all the time that you will get nicer but I dont think its working.

Dear Liz's DISGUSTING chocolate chip cookies (which are in fact not disgusting),

Thank you for being so disgusting because I am now asked to bake them all the time. And I am pretty sure I've made like 10 batches since Liz gave me the recipe.

Dear Banner Health,

Thank you for hiring me yesterday and I am so excited to start working and I cant wait for the next few weeks to pass by. I will be the best employee ever!

Dear Self,

I am so proud of you for enrolling in college and finding a job. You are going to be a busy girl here soon enough and it will be awesome.

Love Always and Forever,

Kaylee